What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 02:51

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
Goldfinger
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What do you think hell is like?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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